Funny Short Stories

Tartle

"Ah what a beautiful morning." I thought to myself as I stared out the window. Suddenly something small ran across my lawn. I didn't get a good glimpse of it but I saw a flash if red.

The next day I walked outside to tend to my garden. I took out my.....magnifying glass to get a closer look at the beetle walking across my tomatoes. Suddenly a flying dice flew by my face hitting me with pepperoni pizza rolls. I could taste them. I threw my hands in the air and fell down on my butt.
Out of the bushes ran a turtle. It looked at me and it's eyes started to glow bright red. Black wings formed on it's back and it flew up in my face.

"Hay gurllllll. Whatcha doing here." It said.
"Uh this is my garden Mr. Talking turtle demon thing." It let out a squeaked laugh.
"Ha Ha girllll, you wanna go get some......ice creeeaaamm."
"No you're a turtle."
"Girl you don't know what your missing. You could have had all of this." It said waving it's hands and legs in the air.
"Awww. You're so, cute!" I hug-strangle him until he wiggles away and fly's away.
"You're crazy girllllllll." He said as he flew away.

"That's what happened." I explained to my boyfriend.
"So you're telling me you saw a flying dice and a flying turtle that hit on you. Have you had any mushrooms lately?"

"Maaaaybeeee. Tehehe."

Hope you enjoyed it. Just another random story I wrote in my writing club ^O^