Alternate Ending: Here's a sunflower seed Kenny

Kenny McCormick

What better way to see ones own body than in a full length mirror, Kenny stood there admiring the dress he made for himself, yes, the dress, sometimes he dressed up as "Princess Kenny." He twirled around in front of the mirror and just as he did so did the beautiful dress. The fabric moved gracefully with his body, he was so happy. Just then his phone buzzed wildly, who could be texting him at this time? it was Stan marsh, "Dude! Kenny! you're not going to believe this but Tweek was turned small by the underpants gnomes and he's at Craig's house right now!"

Kenny rolled his eyes with a smirk on his face, "What kind of idiot do you take me for? of course I know about the underpants gnomes, lol." he replied.

a few minutes went by and his phone buzzed again, "Dude seriously? how come you never told anyone??"

"I've told you like 15 times! you assholes don't pay attention!"

"Hey! that's not fair, you're the one who hides your mouth under some muffled face mask thing."

"That would be my scarf asshole."

"oh...sorry..."

"hahah! it's alright I still love you! now send me some dick pics, I'm raging a huge horn right now and I need something to jack off too."

" ....what?! DUDE?!"

A few minutes went by before kenny received another response from Stan, "Fine... go check your skype..."

"WOOHOO!" Kenny nearly jumped up to the roof in excitement, "Hey? feel like sending some Kyle ones too while your at it, DAMN these are nice marsh! Your solid as a rock!" Kenny texted.

"What the hell makes you think I would have Kyle dick pics?"

"Uhhh, because you two are fucking?"

"....."

Kenny got another Skype file shortly after.

Later that day Kenny decided to visit his good old friend Craig Tucker, he walked up to the door and knocked on it waiting for someone to answer.

Craig's GIANT father was the one answering the door, "Oh hey Kenny, Craig's just up in his room, go ahead and go on up if you want."

Kenny nodded, "Thanks!" he walked up the stairs and just let himself into Craig's room without warning, "Hey man!"

Craig freaked out, "AH! what the hell dude? what are you doing in here?"

Kenny held up a CD from when the two were in a Peruvian flute band together, "I thought it would be cool to listen to some tunes~"

Craig took the CD from Kenny and placed it in his disc player, "You know, this music is from a point in my past that I don't wish to ever re-live right?"

"I know, and I'm sorry man, it's just, I love your music." Kenny started waving his gloves around in the air doing his little dance to the music. Craig examined the room to try and find any trace of Tweek, he couldn't, Tweek must have hidden himself good. Kenny walked over to the desk poking at the jar, "Ha! still can't remove it eh tucker?"

"Yeah! and its annoying!" Craig complained.

Kenny laughed to himself a little and then continued to dance.

Craig's father called him down the stairs just then, Kenny rubbed the back of his head, "Oh, you better go get that, I'll just chill up here and continue jamming."

At first Craig was turned off by the idea of letting Kenny stay in his room alone, but Tweek did hide himself good it seemed and Kenny did seem to just be jamming, Craig's mind was made up for him when his father called out again, this time with more volume. Craig sighed and opened his bedroom door, "COMING!" he shouted heading down the stairs.