BANG!BANG!BANG! I woke up to the sound of an explosion and the sight of half my house exploded. I look at the wreckage and through an odd cloud of mist I see a man, a man holding my girlfriend. I don't know what to do.
But as I get a glimpse of the man's face it is...
Ash Ketchum!
The boy who was once our region's hero is now nothing more and nothing less than a DICK!!!
I quickly send out my Blastoise to find him licking his balls. I shout at him
"What in the actual fuck are you dooing you nonce?!"
He replies with
"Doing what you did with your boyfriend last night. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Don't you mean your boyfriend?" I reply.
" Nah mate I'm pretty sure I mean your boyfriend!"
It went on like this for another hour before I realised Ash had gone. So I decided to take my rage out on Blastoise and strangled him to death using my Bulbasaur's vine whip.
And so my journey began I needed to get my girlfriend home for my 16th birthday so I could fuck her!!! I was the day when I could finally have legal sex and lose my cherry. But suddenly a Vileplume used sleep powder on me and knocked me cold.
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The True Power of Pokemon
HumorIf you are like a bit of toilet humour, and you like Pokemon. Then this is the book for you. When Ash Ketchum kidnapps Matt's girlfriend Matt sets off on a journey to find her before his 16th birthday!! Wanna know why? Well read this and you'll fin...
