Das Vernächtnis von Stragtikus

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[ Skip the first part if you do not like the english language :P ]

...It was very dark in the rainforrest when Stragtikus, an alien from the planet Kirnislya, had a lesson with her teacher. Her teacher the strict and intelligent Mr.Bustiano, who had decided to make a very important lesson about the earthlings. The lesson was boring and too early in the morning Stragtikus already knew everything about the earthlings. So she scanned the environment with her lila sparkly horn. Some earthlings still proceed with the self destruction. The great and powerfull Parlament hasn't decided what to do with the earth right now. Something in Mr. Bustianos' voice makes Stragtikus listen up again. "So far you knew everything, but now the interesting part is starting." He says. "We have reconstructed the life of earthlings before they tried to invade us and failed. Something has influenced the peoples to start the so called Industrial Revolution. It's consequence was the globalization." At this point Stragtikus interrupts her teacher. "But why are we in a rainforrest, I mean here is nothing special." Half a second later Stragtikus wishes to haven't interrupted the big block out of muscles in front of her. The look of Mr. Bustiano is terrible so that Stragtikus directly makes a face as if she feels sorry. As a consequence Bustiano notes something down in his local-portable-memory and proceeds as if nothing has happened. "The world invented machines which helped to produce a lot of products more easily, but the biggest problem was the mass of garbage which was produced during this process. We have analysed the mysterious product called plastic almost for 80% but there is something very mysterious evil and toxic about it we couldn't identify." Now Stragtikus' interest is a 100 percent focussed on the things Bustiano tells her

because she feels the importance of his words. "We found the roots of the evil might somewhere in this rainforrest. Because your education is almost finished I am going to tell you what your job for the next time is. You are going to analyse this mysterious might. We have great expectations in your skills." These news are very shocking for her. She knows that she is one oft he best pupils of the Kirnislya school but that she is getting such an interesting and important job is almost too much for her. "Listen up again!" shouts Mr. Bustiano so loudly that Stragtikus jumps up in the air. "The first sign that showed us that there has to be something ist the fact that we found nuclear signs in here which were used in order to manipulate the DNS structure of humans in a very special way. When we found out about that we send some pioneers in here to find something out about this rainforrest. We had great expectations in this expedition but after a short time they all died, killed by an spontaneously mutated disease. Can you tell me why the diseases on this Planet got so strong Stragtikus ?" Excitedly Stragtikus starts to jump up and down "Of course I can. During the globalization the humans lived almost everywhere and mixed all the dangerous diseases together so that the humans got into a big crisis 20 years ago in which big parts of their population died. But it looks like these diseases were crated to invade Kirnislya." The sun starts to rise and Bustiano looks like there is no time left for the lesson. "We are going back soon, but before we do so I got one last question for you. Why were you chosen for this job in your opinion ?" Stragtikus laughs "What an easy question." But the way Mr. Bustiano looks at her makes clear that now is definitely no time for jokes. "Okay, Okay, it's because I am immune to almost a..." Stragtikus stops speaking because something seems wrong and Stragtikus wonders what that can be. Half a second later she knows the reason. It is dark, no sun is shining and some very weird and ugly black mass is fastly moving towards her. Another half second later everything is dark and the last thing Stragtikus feels is something slimey all around her. The last thing she thinks is Fackbisch which means something like damn in the language of the aliens from Kirnislya.

[(Netterweise) habe ich den Teil übersetzen lassen von jemandem der zwei Gs im namen hat, zwei Os, ein L und ein E...]

[Den ersten Teil überspringen, wenn Sie nicht wie die Englisch die Sprache aus: P]