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The Phandom of the Oprah

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The Phandom of the Oprah Winfrey is a story on which Dan and Phil discover a dear fright, is it them, their phans or...Oprah the ghost of love and affection. Please enjoy this book, especially since this book cover took me so long to edit XD

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by JessTheDork

by JessTheDork

"Hello there internet! So today I have a special story for you guys; yep, this is what my channel has come to... Story Time With Dan, how exciting. Well, anyway, this is a story I have probably mentioned time before but never fully explained to you, so yeah *laughs*.

OK so, ugh fuck when was this? Phil?! "Yes?" When was that thing? "What thing?" You know the time we met that 'thing'. "Oh, yeah, eh, like 2/3 years ago?" You heard the guy, 2/3 years ago!

It was like the middle of winter and it was cold, I mean it, FUCKING COLD!!! Like my fingers were literally about to drop off my hands cold. Continuing on, Philip and I were 'casually' strolling, as you do, and we came across this shitty little house and we were like 'Hey let's go and explore!' Because we are that freaking intelligent we entered the building. Honestly it smelt how it looked, shit. Now, when I say it smelt awful, I'm not kidding, it was like a death chamber of rotting animals (probably not a good reference), crap and placenta. We continued into this 'hut' and there stood a random black guy. I actually said this aloud to Phil and he punched me in he arm, yes you heard me correct, little, sweet, oh, adorable Phil hurt me. Has your whole life changed is it different, go on and like the video and comment if it did, I want to know how many of you I managed to deteriorate. Thank you.

Getting on with the video now, so Phil just looked at me and screamed "O EM GEE, ITS BARACKANAKA OBAMALLAMA!" OK, maybe that's exaggerating just a tiny bit but you get the point, he freaked out. I squinted in awe, how the fuck did I think it was just some random dodgy black guy in a suit, am I fucking mental...please don't answer that. It's not like he was Wiz Kalifa for black Christ's sake, sorry am I just being offensive now? I'll stop.

I was like "Hey, sup, bruuh...?" and Phil gave me rude glance. Mr Obama said "Yodelldodell." So Phil responded with "Hello, how are you?" Being polite and I just blurted out "WTF!!!" that was when I was pushed out of the builing by a scowling Phil... Oops *shrugs shoulders*