On "Over the Hedge," you know how the raccoon says that humans," worship food," (so what? I love Disney) well humans may refuse to believe it but in reality, Every. Word. Is. True!
So as you can tell, I am not anorexic. I look in the mirror everyday and see an average height, brownie black haired, key lime pie eyed, not stick thin girl. Yeah, I'm not obese, but I don't where size xs either. I'm just...me! And that me just happens to really, really, really, really, really, really, LOVE food! ❤️ You know how all the boys seem to love the steryotypical blond cheerleader? Well I just feel bad for those poor soulless girls. Don't get me wrong! There is nothing wrong with being a cheerleader, but if being one leads you to thinking you're better than everybody else, then yeah I'm not a fan of yours. Actually I really feel bad for all those stick thin cheerleaders, who are obviously not enjoying life fully because their stomachs are empty and taste buds non-existent.
So yeah, I love food. Now, you may ask," Doesn't everybody?" And I will reply," not like I do," then continue to shove cookies into my mouth.❤️ ;) Ok! Do not even go there! I don't shove those cookies in like Cookie Monster, so get that image out of your head! I daintily put them in my mouth, one at a time...in point-five seconds...rapid fire. Yep, not Cookie Monster.
Ok, so now I want to tell you a secret. No matter who you are you are always loved. I know, I know. You here this from everyone, blah blah blah, but I think you'll like this one. It all started with the story of "how I died," (you all had better got that reference to "Tangled"!) almost.
