The Grouchy Neko |Ereri/Riren|(Boyxboy)

Chapter 2

Dedicated to you all.
(Cliche lol)

I had settled in a bit and I observed the house.
The nice wood floor. Questionable stain on the bed. Couch with a bunch of unnecessary pillows.
Seems decent.

I created a small pillow fort and crawled into the warm snuggly abode.
Then I fell asleep happily.

My peace was quickly interrupted by a pair of hands that groped my sides so discreetly. I squirmed and nipped at the hands to show my displeasure, earning myself a small chuckle from the teal-eyed teen.

"Sorry, bud gotta get ya clean ya know." He said walking into the bathroom.

He set me down in the bathtub and went out the room. While he was out of the room I looked around a little and may have gotten distracted by this big puffy pink thingy that smelled of soap.

I clawed at it, then played with the loose pieces of net and then pulled it down causing the whole rack thingy to fall on me. Shampoo and conditioner bottles toppled all over the place and on my head. This was not a pleasant feeling.

Eren, obviously alarmed by the commotion, ran into the bathroom and was in shock at the mess, dropping the towels he had brought.
I was just happy that I didn't die.

He proceeded to scold me like an old man while I just looked on with a blank expression.

I hopped out of the bathtub, swaying my tail sassily and ran out of the bathroom to crawl into my pillow fort.

I can't believe he would think I was filthy.
I'm not some crappy house cat.

I'm a clean and crappy house cat.

The next day, I woke up to a small surprise.
I wasn't in my pillow fort and I was not in the living room. The floor wasn't wood, but carpet. There was no comfy couch.
Instead, there was a huge bed and a small nightstand next to it with a lit lamp on top.
Also, a tiny bottle that looked like it contained lotion.

What is it with humans and unnecessary things?
They can just sleep on the carpet floor.

It seems that I was moved into a bedroom.

Posters littered the walls with more humans who looked like they had an addiction to eyeliner.

I scampered over to one particular poster of a band that I was familiar with, MCR.

Eren had walked into the room listening to a song and spotted me. "Hey, bud." He said scooping me up like some rag doll.

"I need to give you a name because bud sounds like I just friend zoned you or something." He said chuckling.

"No, it just sounds like a filthy dog name," I said in a sour voice.

"True." He said thoughtfully.
"Woah, did you just try to communicate with me?" He asked with exaggerated excitement.

"Yes. You have succeeded in being able to listen. Good job." I said then got off his lap and snuggled into the weird fluffy thing on the ground.

"Well aren't you a sarcastic kitty." He said.

"You remind me of someone in this awesome show, his name is Levi, and he's super badass."

"I'm going to call you, Levi."

"That is my name you stupid shit."

"Please watch your profanity."