You're Kidding Me Right?

~Chapter 1 My mind.... it obviously has some problems~

okay I'm telling you guys now that this is my first book so don't get all mad at me if it sucks because I just wanted to try okay so here I go. Oh and I know its short but its my first chapter give me a brake. wish me luck! I'm going to need it. :) On the right is a picture of Abigail or at least what I think she should look like.

~Chapter 1 My mind.... it obviously has some problems~

"Abigail! Get up I'm tired to, but if you want you can sleep in the car!" Man did that lady buy a fucking blow horn this morning? I swear when we get done moving I'm going to sound prof my walls. I just need all the stuff from that 7th grade project we did on sound and I will be rolling around in the good life. Even if my room does look like a big duct-tapped card-board box. YAY!!! I just realized my room is going to look like an over-sized version of a hobo box. That is going to help me make so many friends! Hint on the sarcasm.

My mind.... it obviously has some problems.

While I was trying to figure out a way in which I could fix my brain my mom came up stairs, and yes she did indeed buy a blow horn. Great.

"You still aren't out of bed yet?" she asked me like she was blind and couldn't see what was right in front of her face.

"Why no mother, I'm laying here because under this bed is a spinning vortex that has such a great pull I just can't get up" I said my voice dripping with sarcasm. "Maybe we have found the way to wonderland! We should totally go meet the mad hatter I have heard he looks a lot like Johnny Depp these days. What do you say? You know that wonderland is also known as sleepy town? Goodbye and good night mother." I flipped the blanket over my head to go back to sleep but with my mom that is obviously not going to happen.

"ABIGALE GET YOUR ASS UP NOW OR I WILL LET ALL THE HOT MOVER BOYS IN HERE SO THEY CAN SEE HOW MUCH YOU LOOK LIKE CRAP IN THE MORNING!!" My mom yelled into the blow horn and proceeded to make one of thoughs really loud whistles into the blow horn as well and leave the room.

"GOSH MOM CAN YOU GET ANY MORE ANNOYING!?" I yelled so she could hear me from down the hall. but when she heard she just started laughing.

Well that was fun. I got up off the blow up mattress I've been sleeping on for the last two days since we packed up my bed. I picked up the blankets and began folding them and putting them in a box. After I was done I unplugged the blow up mattress so It could deflate.

I walked over to my bag of essentials to look for what clothes I had and all I could find was an red over-sized shirt. great. Then I got the amazing idea to make it into a dress. I put it on so the neck part was under my arms to make it a strapless and took both sleeves to where they crossed my chest. Yeah I just made myself into a fashion genius. Put that in your juice box and suck it! After that I got out my small mirror and but on my mascara eyeliner and baby lips. Then I brushed my hair I don't really feel like doing anything with it so I just left it down and braided my bangs and held it in with a white bow. I put on my white sandals and I was done. I saw that the mattress was deflated and folded it up and put it in the same box as the blankets. I got up grabbed my bag and the box and went down stairs.

I put the box with all the others and went outside. "Mom!" I yelled since I didn't see her.

"I'm in the car honey" she yelled back while I was looking around for her.

I was walking to the car till someone grabbed my arm. "Hey I would have to disagree with your mom you look pretty good in the morning." Said the man standing in front of me. He was huge compared to my height of only 5'2. He had to be at least a foot taller than me but he was also really buff. The creepiest thing was that he looked to be in his late thirty's. Can you say pedophile?

"Um if you cant tell I'm only sixteen and I can charge you with sexual harassment if you even try to hit on me again. Bye now and have a nice day" I said to the weirdo of a man while walking to the car. After I got in I got my iPod out and turned it on I went to a song that would wake me up a bit and settled for "Caraphernelia" by Pierce The Veil. Yeah, I know not the most favored music but I love it so shut up, okay, and this is an amazing song no matter who you are.

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After all the movers were done we were off. Well at least I'm going to know most of the people even though I hadn't been there in six years. Last time I was in Ohio it was when I was in fourth grade. This is going to be fun. I look completely different and I'm a completely different person now. There's only one person that I have stayed in touch with and that's because she's my best friend. Sam is the kind of friend that you are really close to but you barley ever get to see but when you do you just get ten times more close to them. Even though we video chat every night its just not the same as actually being together. She is the only thing I'm looking forward to when I move back. We are only going to be living a few houses down from her. She knows everything about me and I know everything about her. She's the friend that's been there through everything no matter how bad it was.

My mom tapped me on the shoulder "hey honey you can go to sleep now its going to be a long drive." I nodded my head and did. I fell asleep to the beautiful voice of Kellin Qinn in "Rogger Rabbit" while thinking about how fun its going to be living near Sam again.