Xzavier sat at the table like a potato, staring at the wall like a badass. He got bored, so he licked his foot.
"THAT IS DISGUSTING OMFG WTF FMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" He screamed.
His sister, Xzaria stared at him as if he were a fucking lunatic (which he is) and walked off to probably masturbate in Satan's kitchen.
Xzavier stopped crying like a little bitch and rolled off the chair and onto the floor. He saw a banana on the floor, so he grabbed it and yelled into it. He yelled, "SATAN TO JESUS, SATAN TO JESUS MAEN"
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"I WILL EAT YOUR TACO!" He yelled.
Another voice yelled, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And thus a banana baby was born.
