Cheetos || ChanBaek

Cheetos: a ChanBaek fanfic

It's been a while since I last saw him. His last words to me?

'Don't give me those fucking Cheetos'

I, Byun Baekhyun, am obsessed with Cheetos. And apparently, that took a toll on my romantic relationship with Park Chanyeol. We used to be stuck together like tape, literally. During the night, I'd tape us together and in the morning, Chanyeol would tell me how much of a fucking idiot I was. Ah, the good times.

He hated my obsession with Cheetos, but I told him to suck it up because if he wanted to date me, he'd have to deal with it.

But it was too much for Chanyeol. From the Cheetos that he'd find in his sink drain, to the Cheetos he'd find in his pants in the morning. He just got fed up with it and broke up with me, leaving me with my lame ass Cheetos bag as a house, and my Cheeto van. He told me that he never loved me and he only dated me for my money.

So I asked him,

'What money?

I'm a cheap ass hoe who lives off of Cheetos.

I, Byun Baekhyun, am obsessed with Cheetos.