Creative ways to say fuck you

241 3 2
                                    

• Here, let me share my fucks with you. Oh no! I'm all out.
•Welcome to Fucktopia. Population: 0
• Hey do you remember that time I gave a fuck. Me neither!
•Shhh. Do you hear that. That's the sound of all the fucks I gave flying out into the sunset.
•Hey can you take me to the store. I need to buy more fucks to give.
• Grab some fucks from the fuck jar. Oh no its empty!
•I'll give you six headaches, three slaps, ten punches, but zero fucks.

Creative ComebacksWhere stories live. Discover now