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minecraft

Here is a little description of what Minecraft is and what I like about it:

Minecraft is the best game, because it has really classy and simple graphics. It is a lot like real life, because:

        1. All my neighbors are creepers.

        2. I saw this spider in my house once that was like ten times the size of a Lego dude (I almost peed it was so scary).

        3. And when you go to Wendy's, all that food is square because it's Minecraft food.

        4. Have you ever tried to imagine what the universe is like, what it looks like, how far it goes? It's impossible. That's because there is a wall, an end of the world, just like in Minecraft. The only thing different about life is that things age with time. Also more of everything. Like disease and stuff.

In short the only thing different about real life is diversity and change. In Minecraft the most change you ever get is either caused intentionally by the player, or day becoming night becoming day, or fire. In real life, there is a lot more that can change. More to worry about than just something catching fire.

In Minecraft you don't have to talk to anybody, which I like, because I hate talking to people. Lots of people are retards and they want you to talk the same ways and about the same things as they do, and when you don't (like me sometimes) they think it is your fault. They say you are bad at talking, or socializing. But that's okay. I don't care what most people think of me. Like I said, they're retards.

Sometimes people call me a retard. It makes feel bad and then I get angry because I know I shouldn't feel bad because they are wrong of course; I'm not a retard. But I still feel bad. That's only happened to me at school though, so it's okay. I just go home and I eat some gummy bears and I play Minecraft until I stop being angry. Which doesn't take very long because Minecraft is the best game.