My Diary (Do Not Read, This Is Private)
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    My Diary (Do Not Read, This Is Private)

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    I am telling you to put this book down right now. Hey that rhymes, wait I am getting distracted. You are to be warned, danger awaits you, if you go any further. Do not say that I did not warn you.

    #get #nose #outof

    Warning. DANGER

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    I knew you were going to peek your nose in this diary. Did you think I am stupid? Gosh you people like to be nosy.
    
                          
    There will be side effects. That's right, you heard me. I told Hans, to use his unicorn powers to add side effects. And they are vomiting, headache, stomach aches, etc.
    
                          
    And in case you do read this, I will charge you. $100 per page. Yeah, don't think I come in cheap. But if you are Care Bears then I will consider a discount.
    
                          
    For Care Bears, it is 50% off. Thank you for reading at my diary. 
    
                          
    Danger awaits you!!!!!
    
                          
     Do Not Say I Did Not Warn You
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