What The Absolute Fuck?

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Chapter 1

What A Surprise

I was sitting on the couch in my living room with my best friend Crimson. Harley who also lives here, is like a sister to me like Crimson is. We've been through so much together and I wouldn't be the person I am if I hadn't met these two beautiful people. We all have different jobs like I work as a fashion designer for major labels like Killstar Company and Black Craft Cult and Crimson is my design assistant. Harley works as a manager in some big name business and is a tattoo artist on the side. We all are and people come from around the world to get a tattoo from any of us. We own our own tattoo parlor as well called Mad Hatter Ink. We're also in a band called Dark Paradise but we don't have a keyboardist. I play the drums, Crimson is the lead singer and bassist and Harley plays the guitar. 

"KAT!!!" Crimson yelled from the kitchen

"WHAT!!!" I yelled back laughing slightly

" Can we have a dance party? With metal and brokeNCYDE and the bands we use to listen to like Pierce the Veil and Sleeping With Sirens and Ghost Town?" She asked while walking out of the kitchen with a bowl of ramen noodles and chopsticks. I laughed slightly while nodding my head.

"KIDS! I'M HOME!!" my "sister" Harley called from the front door. She acts like the mother in this fucked up family.

"MOM!" Crimson yelled while putting down her bowl and sliding down stairs slide to hug her "sister." I laughed and got off the couch to hug her as well. Crimson had jumped into her arms like a small child even though she was 4 inches taller than Harley. I walked to her slowly and pounced on her. Harley toppled over with the added weight of me and screamed when she hit the floor. We all laughed while Harley tried to squirm out of our grip.

"I brought presents. Their in the car. If y'all get off of me, I'll give them to you." She cooed quietly. We both let go and Harley gave us a big hug and told us to sit on the couch and to put something over our eyes. She then went out to the car to get the presents.

"This is exciting. I wonder what it is." Crimson squeals excitedly.

"I don't know but I hate surprises" I muttered. We must have been sitting there for twenty minutes till I heard the door close and felt something hard put on my lap.

" You can open them. Kat you go first then guess what it is. Keep the blindfold on and be gentle please." I carefully tried to open the box without breaking anything. Harley, then (after watching me struggle for a while ) opened the box for me and took my hands and put them in the box slowly. I felt something fluffy touch my hand and rub against it. I squealed slightly until I felt it purr. I squealed slightly then said excitedly, "Is it a kitten?!?!"

Harley chuckled slightly " Yeah it is. You want to know what else?" she asked

"Hell yeah I do!" I yelled while I heard Crimson squeal in delight probably holding the contents in the box. I took off the blindfold and looked at the extremely tiny kitten.I then looked at Harley then at Crimson who still had her two sphynx kittens on her stomach with her blindfold on her legs. I looked back at the little kitten and had the sudden desire to name her Nyx after the goddess of night because of her black fur. Then something amazing happened. She started to talk to me.

"Hello Kat. You must be wondering why I am talking to you right now. You hold more power than you can't even imagine. You were named Kat for the reason that you are a hybrid." She said with some authority. Why is my little kitten talking?!?!?! I thought to myself. I looked at Crimson but she was too caught up playing with her kittens to notice what was going down. I then looked at Harley and she was smiling with this mischievous glint in her eyes. What's with that look that's she's giving me? I thought.

"You must be wondering why I am able to talk to you. I am Nyx. Goddess of the night. Yes I am a kitten don't judge me okay? I am here to help you understand what and who you are." Nyx said. I looked at Nyx with a new found curiosity.

"What am I then Oh Goddess of the Night." I replied sarcastically. She scowled and replied angrily, "Take out your fucking gauges stupid." She growled. I then took off my famous black gauges and I felt a burning sensation at the top of my head and in my ass where my tailbone is. I felt my canines become longer and my hearing, eyesight, sense of smell, and taste became acute as well as my nails. Harley gasps while Crimson squealed in delight with the new transformation.

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