Attack of The Goats

First Story

Before you guys think we're crazy, here's the story:
So Maddie wrote a story in class for vocab, and she decided to write about "Scoatland", a variation of Scotland. And we decided to write about that (ps we have no life at ALL)

Here is is :)

In a fantasy land, where the sun shone bright on thousands of acres of farmland and the deafening sounds of farm animals was a land named Scoatland. Bunchi the llama and pretty unicorns pranced around Scoatland.
Scoatland was a beautiful place that was created after the Unicorn Revolt. The unicorns absconded their home lands very secretly, and made Scoatland.
There was a terrible trouble in Scoatland; jalopies full of goats were arriving. The aloof goats tried to avoid the llamas and unicorns as much as possible, but the thought of the goats being in Scoatland angered the unicorns and llamas.
Doylan, a middle aged unicorn advocated war against the goats.
"After the feeble goats lost the war, they were defenseless. Let's attack them why they're weak." Said Doylan.
A loud thunder of mumbling broke out among the crowd. This showed some discrepancies about the attack on the goats.
The crowd waited for someone to speak.
David, the llama king, spoke bravely, "Let us be nice now." His beauty persuaded many Scoatish people. The crowd was dirigible when she spoke, they all cheered.
"OH YEAH BABY! PEACE ON EARTH!" yelled Rainbow Dash.
Soon, there was an attack. The attack was on the llamas and unicorns.
"Scoatland will be ours!" screeched Prince Eric of the goats.
Goat robots came and were using euthanasia bombs to euthanize Scoatland. The reason for euthanasia was inexplicable. Nobody knew why they used such harsh methods.
Soon the goats brought out the cannons. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried David as he jumped in front of Doylan, a cannonball hurling into his stomach.
"NOOOO! DAVID! MY LADY! Why did you save little old me?" Doylan sobbed into David's fur.
"Because... I... Love you..." David spoke his final words.
Jayla, Prince Eric's princess, was aiming a cannon at Doylan. Doylan pledged to be with David, and let the ball hit him.
Soon, the war was over. The goats had won. "I decree this land to be known as Scotland!" Jayla cheered.
And That Was How Scotland Was Formed...