Funny Short Stories

Potato Chip?

I was sitting on the central park bridge reading my favorite book.

"Don't go!" He yelled as I ran down the hall.
"I'm sorry but I have to, my mom is gonna yell at me if I don't get this math homework done!"

"What are you talking about?" I looked up to see Minho, the hottest guy in school, staring at me with a confused look.
"Wha- oh I was reading my book."
"Very dramatically, you had the hand motions and everything." He said mimicking me. A bee buzzed by landing on his perfect shoulder.
"Uh there is a uh bee on your perf- I mean shoulder."
He flicked it off like it was nothing.
"Is there anything else you want Minhot- ho." I said awkwardly. He laughed and held his hand out in front of me.
"I'm Minho and I want to get to know you April."
"Ha. Are you joking. Why would you want to do that. I'm no Chelsea Biles. Or are you gonna play me and leave me out in the moonlight butt naked in the park. I remember that happening to Winter. And how did you know my name."
"Slow down, you just seemed interesting. You're not stuck up and prissy like the others. So what do you say wanna grab some lunch?"

"Sure why not." I said. If I'm gonna be left in the moonlight naked, I'd rather it be Minho then some other guy from school. I guess it's just up to fate.

To my surprise it didn't happen but I did have a magical lunch with the hottest guy in school. My life has been full of twists and turns ever since I found out he was a potato chip.

Yerp I was hungry. ^_^||