The Pizza Ceremony (Luke Hemmings)

I Do....

To day was Luke's special day, the day in which he was to be married off. Luke was in a classic black and white suit with a black bow tie (because he's a basic bitch), his palms were sweating with nerves and his heart was beating slightly faster than usual. He heard the music begin and watched the doors open. There at the end of the rows there stood the love his life, well more like sat. The aroma of grease and melted cheese floated around the chapel, Luke looked down at the most beautiful piece of pizza he's ever seen, Richard was skillfully positioned on a paper plate (because we broke af) so that he was sitting up, the plate was in a wooden stool. The priest carefully said his words not wanting to mess up on someone's special day. Just as the Luke was going to say I Do someone shouted from the back of the church "I OBJECT!" "Michael shut the fuck up you dick hole." Calum said from his seat in the front row. "NO YOU STUPID ASIAN IM IN LOVE WITH HIM!" Michael shouted,"I KNEW IT! MUKE FOR LIFE!" Ashton shouted from behind Luke, seeing as he was his best man. "No not Luke you dumbass," Michael said "Richard..." He whispered softly picking him up and gently taking a bite of it. "NO MY LOVE!" Luke exclaimed, "It's okay." Calum whispered "I love you but I've never been able to say it because of stupid Richard getting in the way." He said kissing Luke with passion.
And that's the story of how Luke almost got married to a piece of pizza and how Cake began.

THE END