Maryia (parody of "Lola" by The Kinks.)
I saw her on YouTube
In a video, were she
Played some games
And drank Pepsi cola
C.O.L.A cola I clicked on the link
and I watched a girl play outlast
The next thing I know I see beautiful girl
Named Maryia M.A.R.YIA
Ma, Ma, Ma, Maryia
Well I'm not the worlds
Most intelligent guy
But I couldn't stop
Laughing when she
Played muddy height
Oh Maryia
Ma, Ma, Ma, Maryia
Well I'm not dumb
But I can't understand
Why she'd wast her
Time playing video
Games, oh Maryia
Ma, Ma, Ma, Maryia
Ma, Ma, Ma, Maryia
Ma, Ma, Ma, Maryia...
Well I logged
On YouTube late
One night, I watched
Her play Co-Op with
The girls with no lights
She played flappy bird
And got angry she said
You dumb bird why won't
You fly for me, well I'm not
The worlds most gaming man
But when I looked in her eyes
I almost fell for my Maryia
Ma, Ma, Ma, Maryia
Ma, Ma, Ma, Maryia
Ma, Ma, Ma, Maryia....
Ma, Ma, Ma, Maryia
Ma, Ma, Ma, Maryia.....
She plays lots of games
She's rotting her brain
Some games piss her off
Is that Angelina Jolie
The other day I saw
Keanu Reeves
That's the why
I want it to stay
I always will watch
These girls play
With Maryia
Ma, Ma, Ma, Maryia
Sure Renae is hot
But Maryia's the one
Too watch too laugh
If you wanna have fun
With Maryia
Ma, Ma, Ma, Maryia
Well I logged on
Just a week before
Played a game and
Beat the high score
But Drea also
Signed on and
Said okay guys
gonna blow
Off some head.
Well i'm more
Of a battle front
Fan and I'd
Never fight a girl
I'd forfeit the match
Unlike Maryia
Maryia...
Ma, Ma, Ma, Maryia
