Never ever wish.
I know it's an odd demand, but you have to trust me. I wished, and look what happened to me. Stuck in a childhood dream, one that looks more like a nightmare.
My name is Alice.
Not the Alice in Wonderland Alice, the other Alice.
The Alice in Wanderlend.
Much, much different.
That 'a' and that 'e' make such a big difference.
To give you a taste of what Wanderlend is like, imagine this: the mad hatter that is more insane, the white rabbit that lures children purposely into holes, the queen of hearts that rules all with her army of Cards. No one challenges authority, no one cares if anyone dies.
That is Wanderlend.
I wished to be the Alice in Wonderland, to wonder at the sights, but now I a m the Alice in Wanderlend, forced to wander forever.