It was a dark and rainy morning in the streets of London. I had just recovered a few days earlier from a wrist injury and was off to work. There was one thing I could not get off my mind. The All Ware Stainless Steel Pineapple Easy Slicer and De-Corer I had ordered a few months earlier. I wanted to use it as soon as I got it but I regrettably broke my wrist the very same day. Today was the day. I was optimistic about everything that morning. From the minute I woke up. The feeling I had was like no other. I longed to use that stunning pineapple slicer and it just so happened tonight was the night I got to fulfill my desire. I shrugged my thoughts off and kept walking to work with my umbrella in hand. Before I knew it I had made it to my office on the 13th floor where I would spend my day til six working.
The thought kept coming back to me. The All Ware Stainless Steel Pineapple Easy Slicer and De-Corer was so intriguing. I just couldn't wait til I got my hands on it and so I faked sick. I told my boss I had threw up in the bathroom stall earlier that morning and didn't think I could make it though. He let me go home early and told me not to come back tomorrow either. I walked outside and made my way to my apartment with the thoughts of the slicer running around my head. I made my way to my apartment door, my heart racing and my body trembling. What would the twisting motion feel like? Would it require more strength than I have in my wrist these days? I opened the door. I knew I could answer all of these questions by using the product.Thanks for reading! There will be more soon!
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The Pineapple Slicer
FanfictionTom finds a pineapple slicer that he soon falls for. -Based on a real weird amazon review-