NOTE:Hi. So im Sophie and my crazy ass friend Josette might help with this story. Did you notice how i said MIGHT! (Shes lazy) (So am I) So in this book or as i like to call it thing there will be some notes so ya. This thing will be a few short stories. Some true some made up.
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So the first story is called my life.
food. THE END. I worked really hard on that.😹
So maybe i kinda lied. This is just a random book there will be some stories and some little things i say i guess. So basically just the most random book ever so im gonna get started. So i made up the most stupid story so here we go.
One day there was a girl named Dumbdita. She loved binkies. She had 1,000 of them so you can tell she loved them. REALLY LOVED THEM! So one day she went to the most cheap ass store she knew. 99cents only store to buy 5,000 10 packs of binkies. So when she got back to her rusty apartment her mom said OMFG WHY DID YOU BUY MORE BINKIES! THATS WHY I NAMED YOU DUMBDITA! (BTW SHE WAS 12) Dumbdita said i don't care and ran off to her room. She fell asleep right when she got in. THE END! So guys that story was really random and if i ever get married make me get married to either pizza or pasta so yeah. OKAY SO HERES ANOTHER CRAZY ASS STORY. ONE DAY THERE WAS A DUDE NAMED BUTTHOLE. He had a hard job. His job was to sqeeze out poop cuz he is a butthole. So he is butthole the butthole. THE END!
