The Meme Apocalypse

Chapter 1: An Unlikely Beginning

     It was 8th hour in a small suburban school. Carl was in orchestra, sitting in Orchestra next to his tragic friend Kayla. Nobody had their instruments out because the school was watching a WSU game because they could. The screen flashed for a frame, nobody thought much of it. Tbh half of the school were on their phone playing Neko Atsume or Geometry Dash. The game ended with WSU winning by 6, though literally nobody cared. Everyone was preparing to go home when Pepe flashed onto the screen again, with somber news. About half of the students knew who Pepe was and only the dank Social Studies teacher recognized the meme. By now most of the students were on their phones, checking Instagram for more news on this surreal event. While all of this was happening, several students starting uncontrollably chanting "HE NEED SOME MILK!!!1!!" Carl was rapidly sharing the news to his followers on the meme account. Others were shocked to see that indeed, others had this happen on their tvs as well, on every channel, except for the strange Spanish channel that everyone seems to have for some reason. 

    Pepe cleared his voice, trying to wait for the students to shut dafuq up like a thirsty teacher would. "I'm just going to wait until everyone is quiet." Everyone immediately shut up, except for the students (mostly hoe 7th graders) who were still for some reason chanting "HE NEED SOME MILK!!!" and by now the teachers have just started crying and huddling in the corner like a fetus who is holding and egg. Pepe began his dialogue. "OkaY, i'M finAllY GOIng to TakE OVEr thiS CRUsty PLAneT. ThE memE poSSibiLitieS arE VerY hiGh." The televisions were making weird noises, but these stopped. Pepe continued, "Meanwhile, we have to kill all humans, as they are a threat to meme production. I have to tell you this because there is a law on my home planet that says we have to warn all intelligent (even though most of you are dumb af, tbh) life before we kill them. For the best chance of survival, I suggest adopting my meme religion, which the holy book for is on WattPad, just search 'Pepe's Meme Religion Guide'. Anyways best of luck, I'll see you on the other side." 

     The students started scrambling to read the holy text whilst forming pacts and alliances. The most important parts of the book they concluded, were 1. Anyone who dies in the Meme Apocalypse goes to Meme Hell. 2. Anybody who doesn't die during the Apocalypse will go to Meme Heaven or Hell based on 3 things, their good deeds, their sins, and their devotion to memes. 3. There are 666 levels to Meme Hell, but the top 100 layers aren't that bad because you can pick up the Wifi from Meme Heaven. However, there are only 77 levels to Meme Heaven, where Pepe himself is at the top. (You can visit your friends in lower levels of Heaven) 4. There are 7 levels to Meme devotion, (1. Nonbeliever. 2. Meme Peasant. 3.Meme Worker. 4.Meme Economist. 5.Meme Prince(ss). 6.Meme King/Queen. 7.Meme Savior.)   5. The apocalypse can be stopped, due to laws of Pepe's home.  6. Only Meme Elites will be able to stop the Apocalypse. 7. Electricity will only work for 1 hour a day and the only tv channel will be the news, giving reports 3 times a day. 8. Anybody who is chanting memes has a disease and must be treated to health. 9. There are 7 hidden gems that will be used to end the apocalypse and to end the 10. There are 7 scrolls to meme curses that can only be destroyed by the gems.

    The school decided to keep the students who wanted to stay, and try to treat the infected before they died of exhaustion. END OF CHAPTER ONE