Okay so one day I was walking down the street and i saw poop laying on my yard.It smelled very good then i saw a oversized man laying on the poop.I was so confused.I kicked the man and i threw him SOOOOOO far he was on the moon.Then I told Skylar that she was Mrs.Horan and it was just perf.My favourite is Zayn because hes sexier than a mofo llooololol .I wish i was Perrie.I LOOK LIKE A POOP I SCREAMED SO LOUDLY then i went on to a random man and farted on his head.Lol he ran away crying it smelled soo bad.I went to bed and when i got comfortable i had to use the bathroom.OMFG MAN I DID.I WAS SOOO HAPPY TO LET IT OUT.LIKE THE POOP WAS MAKING LITTLE BABIES INSIDE OF ME
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