A First Meeting

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     Yoda was walking down the street, or should I say levitating, that Jedi motherfucker. He quickly became lost, finding himself in a swamp. He quickly noticed a little house, it seemed to be in ruins, perhaps it had been abandoned. "Hmm, very dirty, this place is." Yoda grumbled, his words sounding like gravel. "WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN ME SWEMP!" A loud voice boomed, causing the Jedi to jump.

This might be the end.

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