"Now, since you're here, an intruder, to my swamp, you... You are my slave." Shrek grinned, showing his filthy teeth, some were even missing. This turned Yoda on even more. He could have sworn he had jizzed himself, maybe just a little bit. He didn't object to Shrek's requests. "Yes, master. I am Yoda, Yoda the Jedi master." Shrek chuckled softly, thinking of what he'd do to the old man. "I'm Shrek." He simply answered, wanting to keep the mystery alive.
"Wear this." Shrek handed a pair of latex booty shorts to Yoda, as well as some leather pasties. Yoda ran off to change, damn, he looked tasty. He promptly returned to Shrek, who blushed when he saw him. Yoda grumbles again, making Shrek hard.
"G-get over here, you caused this!" Shrek blushed hard, and Yoda hurries over to him. Shrek yanked off his pants, as well as Yoda's.
Then they fucked.
They did the deed.
They did the hanky panky.
They did the do
They did the nasty.