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Saints No!

SAINTS NO!

I was really bored and I was tired of playing saints row 4 because it was dumb and aliens are not funny so I took it and smash it and I went to go outside and some old fat bear guy said hey honey do you want a videogame? I said no pedo leave me alone and I went upstairs to cry because my life sucks. Later that night I sleep and MR BEAR MAN knocks on my window. I pretend I don't hear him, and I try to ignore it hopefully he will leave. He whispers to me I love you and I said LEAVE ME ALONE PEDO MAN! And I got up and kicked the window making him fall. I felt so good becuz in my mind I went super saiyan 4000000000 and my hair was delicious. I looked down because that's what a lot of dumb people do when they get attacked by pedos is look down. There was a saints row game. It looked really cool becuz even tho im a stupid fudge face I know that sr1 and sr2 are better than iii and iv and I put it into a really awesome pokemon themed xboe that I got from my mom's dad's uncle's cousin's neighbor's son's neighbor's dog's owner. It started up and I wuz like wow so much blood! And I say that because it had blood where the wurd row was and instead it said no. Saints no? I thought as I looked at the bloddy eyes of johnny gat, lin, Julius, and dex. I was scered and wen I opened da game up I was making a character. Only dis time I didn't get saved I got my butt kicked then saved. My character was bloody and I used a never die cheatcode and then what happened was I pulled outa gun and went to the church and I took Julius away from the church because your not supposed to kill at church and I pull out my gun and bam he dead. Then I do tha same with troy and the others and I cry blood as I try to kill johnny but I cant becuz he is SO MIGHTY AND AWESOME AND he kills me and stuff. Then he kill aisha and says eesh I love your face so much im sorry and kills himself and then my game starts up in gat outta hell and I say wtf no *facepalm* and I say no gat outta hell in saints row 1. Where kinsie? And then I play as gat with superrealistic graphics and I jump in the air and become almighty ruler of my basement. Gat says "no it is all a game? I never murder?" and he looks at me through the screen and jumps out and pulls me and pedo bear man inside with him. Now I have weird adventures with dane vogel and pedo bear and kinsi who is zombi and I live with johnny. SAINTS NO!

THE END?