Blacky the dog

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Blacky was a dog he used to live with his homies Jacky, Jockey and Lockey.
Ek din sab gandu log garden me baithke daaru pee rahe the aur chakne me pedigree khaa rahe the.
Jockey puchta hai..Bhai sab kaisa?
Jacky dukhi dukhi bolta hai..Kya karu yaar lagg gayi hai
To which Jacky replied....Kyu re kya hogaya mujhe bol.
Blacky says...Yaar teri hone wali bhabhi bolti hai ki pehle iPhone 6S+ de fir baat karungi...Sochkar he fat gayi aage kya karu.

Lockey says are Bhai tension kaiko leta hai apna baap hai na tailor hai silkar dega
Blacky *facepaw*
fir Lockey ko tapli maara.

Jiss jhaad ke niche yeh log baithe the uss he jhaad pe ek naagin rehti thi.
Actually wo ek parrot tha par uska petname nagin tha aur wo male tha.

Blacky ne naagin ko bola kuch jugaad karna.

Nagin ne bola tu 13 dekh.

Blacky depression me aa gaya.

Blacky daaru pite pite disco me chala gaya udhar jaakar wo Dj ko bolta hai
Dj wale babu mera gaana chala do

Blacky daru pi pi ke madhosh...

Yeh sunke Jacky ka kho jaata hai hosh

Blacky dance chalu karta hai aur uske bidu log background me dance chalu karte hai
*Bollywood style*

Kahaani me twist.

Naagin Frisky ko pata leta hai.

iPhone bhi dila deta hai.

Blacky chullu bhar pani me dubke mar jata hai.

Jacky uski asthi lekar gaodevi jata hai par usko waha se hakaal diya toh woh ghantali jaakar baith jaata hai.

Jockey apna chaddi business chalu kar deta hai aur ameer ho jata hai

Lockey sabzi bechna chalu kar deta hai .

Jacky apne bhai ka badla lene jata hai.

Par Naagin ka backup bot tagda rehta hai aur Jacky maar khaata hai

Tanhaayeee. Dilke raaste me kaisi thokar mene khahi har khushi kho gayi..

Jacky thug life jeene lagta hai....Tararara

Fir ek din jab nagin aur Frisky date pe jaate hai udhar nagobaba the cobra aakar dono ko kaat leta hai aur dono ke dono mar jaate hai.

Happy Ending.
The End.

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This is a story which is very close to my heart and it took me 10 days to write it.
Of course whatever I said till now was in sarcastic sense. This story was just for timepass I may write a serious or a meaningful story to be more precise really soon till then enjoy.

•Sam :)

🎉 आपने Blacky Ki Kahaani को पढ़ लिया है 🎉
Blacky Ki Kahaaniजहाँ कहानियाँ रहती हैं। अभी खोजें