Jennxpenn

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Jennxpenn (parody of "Lose Yourself" By Eminem)

Look...
If you had....
One shot...
To get a camera....
A be the coolest
web star you ever wanted....
Get five million hits....
Would go for it
Or not yo

Connections ready
Lights green hot and heavy
The web is acting up already
Virus city

I start surfing
It's not working
And I'm more then ready
So I click

Pop ups
Are all I'm getting
What a let down
It won't allow
I open my mouth
And scream
What now
I start cursing now
I'm going to go crazy now
He did a cross over wow
Click the link and check it out!

Shows based on reality
Oh the humanity yo
These cool web shows
Love profanity so
The insanity oh
Subscribe to awesomeness tv
And Watch IMO
It's a girl talk show
Plus Clever tv oh
it's about célèberties oh
These awsome shows
Watch JennxPenn
Look it's Saturday
Oh it's a giko ad

Better hit the skip button or something

You better

Surf the web
Check youtube not google
Not yahoo or bing videos
Watch jenn's top 10
And her stranger danger show
She uploads every Saturday

You better

Surf the web
Check youtube not google
Not yahoo she has
A gaming channel also
Watch Jenn's top 10
The jenn and Andrea show
She uploads every Saturday

The webs been saved
Even though I'm always waiting
The net is hers for the taking
Make us laugh harder even longer
A normal life is boring but web stars
Make it better during her show
She has some kind of power
To rise and outshine stars
Like Taylor Latner

She knows she has haters
MTV had her
Truth or dare sounds pretty lame
But some how she makes it entertaining
A seven second challenge
I recommend you watch the first two minutes
I can't believe Allie Simpson an't in it

I watch more Videos
But none are longer
She's been in crossovers
So I'll check out her twitter
I've subscribed and now
I'll follow

You better

Surf the web
Check YouTube not google
Not yahoo or bing videos
Watch Jenn's top 10
And her stranger danger show
She uploads every Saturday

You better

Surf the web
Check YouTube not google
Not yahoo or bing videos
She'll be at vid con
Next year so say hello
She uploads every Saturday

Never miss an update
Or I will hate
I see each amazing
Show up to date
I only watched
Ricky Dillion one
Time one day
Wish I hadn't
People now think I'm gay
On the web I spend maybe
A half hour after that
I'll take a long shower
This network is crap
There an't no connection
Next week on the net
Watch slender man stalk children

Like to reset those virus scanners
Make it erase until it resets my
Computer hey look iTunes
Is working I go back on youtube
Looks its guy IMO with guests
Like Tyler Posey, Andrea and Tiffany
Plus getting even longer talking
Justin B and Allie Simpson is the host

Then there's Gracie Dzienny
She was on TV and I haven't
Seen her in a few weeks
The girl from Supah ninjas
Is really hot I was hoping
There'd be a third season
There is not

I will watch it
With or without a plot
I'll sit until my butt is numb
My PC shot
Cause I only have got
One hard drive to rot
I'm gonna spend my life
On youtube a lot

You better

Surf the web
Check youtube not google
Not yahoo or bing videos
Watch Jenn's top 10
Her stranger danger show
She uploads every Saturday

You better

Surf the web
Check YouTube not google
Not yahoo In 2013 she came to
Chicago I hope she comes
Again so I can say hello
She uploads every Saturday

Click and subscribe to her channel man

A/N
Seriously though if your not already subscribed to her on YouTube go there and click the subscribe button.......... Do it.
Z
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE!!!! Go, shoo, get, skedaddle get outta dodge.

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