Attack On Titan One-Shots

Justice Of Cleaning Supplies: Levi Ackerman x Reader AU

A/N-Alright I know I said I was making a Diabolik Lovers One-Shot Book and I still am trust me it has been made, but then I had an idea about creating a One-Shot Book of Attack On Titan🤔 so it has been made😎 and it is official😅 I do apologize for the slacking off my Diabolik Lovers Lemon Book but I have been very ill for the last couple of days🤒 but I will continue each of my stories and all that stuff but for now I want to take a break from sexual stories and do nicer and calmer one-shots even though I am neither calm nor nice😭 but oh well deal with it👿 anyways I had an idea for the very first one-shot of this book and I decided to write a one-shot with my favorite character of all time: Levi Ackerman or Heichou, Rivaille, or even Ravioli😌 and I myself being a clean freak with a huge OCD problem, have decided to do this so your welcome and of course as always enjoy, and request anything you wish as long as it's not a damn lemon😡 I will probably make a Attack On Titan Lemon Book in the near future most likely so calm yo damn hormones😲 thank you and goodbye😷

*Your POV*

Let's get things straight to the point. I love my dear boyfriend Levi with all my heart. But as we all know...

Levi. Is. A. Complete. Lunatic. When it comes to cleaning. Which is why he is called "Clean Freak" for the given reason obviously. Levi is especially crazy when it comes to the type of companies that make the cleaning supplies. Levi is VERY picky when it comes to the type of company that makes a type of cleaning supply. He will only buy a certain type of product to his pleasure or for the sake of cleaning. Especially when it comes to laundry detergent. He will absolutely throw a fit when his least favorite laundry detergent product is on TV.... For example, Levi will not use the laundry detergent called "Snuggle" with the talking stuffed bear, because in his own words he claims; "That fucking shitty piece of fluff is a pedophile hidden in a bear. That 'thing' you call 'cute' will rape and ruin our clothes and then it will rape you in your sleep next and I will not risk using Snuggle as our laundry detergent, no girlfriend of mine is getting raped by a stuffed toy, brat".

......... I sometimes question my boyfriend's sanity but I decide I shouldn't even ask about it. And today was no different.....

I was sitting down on my couch cuddled up to Levi watching a TV show that was on and of course... A commercial came on about another cleaning product company called "OXY CLEAN" I quickly saw out of the corner of my eye Levi's eyebrows furrow in complete disgust as he watched closely at the commercial about how it gets hard stains out of clothes and what not. At the ending of the commercial, the spokesperson said "OXY, gets the tough stains out!" Levi growled deeply at the ending and grabbed the remote control furiously and turned to another channel "gets the toughs stains out of my ass. Tch. What a fucking joke" I sighed and kissed his cheek "it was just a commercial Levi, why are you making such a big deal out of it?" Levi turned to me with a hint of annoyance in his eyes "because it's a bunch of bullshit lies, it pisses me off so much..." Levi suddenly got up from the couch and walked to our cleaning supply closet and grabbed his mopping broom, which by the way, he actually named it or in his words 'her' with the title of; "Broomilda The Broom Broom That Brooms Like Boom Boom Pow"

.....Okay, okay, Maybe I should start questions his sanity now... Eh maybe later...

But anyways, Levi took the broom and stood up on the couch with the broom sticking high up in the air, and yelled, "Cleaning Justice will be noticed for the sakes of shitty stains and stupid brats! Cleaning Is Justice!" My eyes widened in complete shock, I never seen him act so serious about cleaning supplies before, it was hard for me to suppress my laughter at his new attitude. I pulled him down from standing on the couch and hugged him tightly, causing his precious broom to fall on the ground with a large clanking sound. I put my face into the crook of his neck and started to laugh uncontrollably which were muffled of course. I pulled away after I was done laughing and wrapped my arms around his neck "oh my silly Levi, good thing I bought more of those Tide Pods for you, your so serious when it comes to cleaning, I swear it's gonna be the death of you" Levi's grey/blue eyes narrowed at me "tch. Shut it brat, you wouldn't understand, plus the only thing that's going to be the death of me is you with your shitty words, sexy body, sweet lips, enticing voice..." Levi started to trail off with other things describing me in a inaudible mumble. I shook my head and pecked his lips again "huh? That means I must be damn beautiful then, right?" I asked innocently.

Levi grumbled "damn right, and you only belong to me, no one else, understood?" He placed kisses up and down my neck. "I smirked playfully at him" sooooo, that means I replace Broomilda too?" He rolled his eyes with a tint of blush covering his cheeks "oi, shut up or I'll shut you up myself" I smiled widely at him "oh how much I love you Levi" He glared at me with a snarl before his gaze softened "your lucky I love you brat, even though your a little piece of shit at times" I pouted and got up from his lap and took the broom off the floor "Broomilda is gonna become a piece of shit right now since your calling me names" I started running out of the room while laughing evilly.

I could feel Levi's eyes widen and the fast sound of his feet chasing me "fuck no, give me back Broomil-- I mean my damn broom back, brat!" He yelled after me. I continued laughing at looked behind me to seek his fierce expression of determination "sorry babe! But Justice Does Not Prevail Here!" I yelled back. Levi growled even more so "when I get my hands on you, I'll show you justice for touching my motherfucking cleaning supplies, I swear it!" Levi claimed as he tone got louder than before.

.....We continued to chase each other around the house for a couple of hours. Damn can that man run and still look sexy while doing it. And what amazed me was, what he would do to get his broom back for "The Justice Of Cleaning Supplies". These are only just a few reasons why I love this man.... Levi eventually DID get Broomilda back... In one half though...

I'll just say this bluntly. I regret many things... But this was the worse thing I had ever done... Well not the worse thing, but you get what I mean. Anyways, Levi made me get him a new broom and forced me to buy tons of boxes filled with Tide Pods that were expensive as fuck. And Levi gave me a lesson in "Justice" so I mean I guess I got a win out of it, right? Even though I most likely to be stuck in bed for most of the week, I just might need to get more "Justice Lessons" by him.... Yeah, I don't think I'll be learning anything anytime soon. Oh well. Fuck my life, I guess Justice Does Actually Prevail when you're around The One And Only Levi Ackerman, the love of my life... And most likely a father-to-be at this rate. At least Broomilda won't have to see this no more...

R.I.P. Broomilda The Broom Broom Who Can No Longer Broom Like Boom Boom Pow... You son of a bitch....

A/N-I did my best for this one-shot, I'm not really used to writing fluffy stuff like this😐 but if you enjoyed it anyway, your welcome I suppose😆 Sorry if was a piece of shit but oh well I'll do better next time, I assure you guys💩💩💩 but if any of you guys have any ideas then write them in the comments and I'll make sure to write them next if you want🤗 I hope you feel satisfied and I'll see you later, Sweet Dreams My Dark Angels☠☠☠