We are great actors! (Jane x Roxy)

Chapter 1

    "Roxy? I don't think this is gunna be as fun as you're making it out to be..." Jane said as she was being dragged down the street by her girlfriend.

    "Oh Janey... I knoooooow It'll be fuuun" Roxy said, obviously slightly intoxicated. She wanted to take Jane to her acting class so badly for the last week, and with a little coxing she got Jane to agree.

    "How?! What if we have to do something extremely embarrassing?!"

    "They wooooooon't make us! Janey, I got this, trust me!" Roxy said flapping her other arm gesturing random signs that didn't mean anything in particular. Jane could only sigh. She knew her girlfriend was very smart and sensible when she wasn't so drunk, but this wasn't one of those times.

    "I know, I trust you Roxy, I'm just nervous... I have awful stage fright..."

    "How come? Your acting is so good! I should no-Kn-Know!" Oh great, now she was tripping over her words... This was gonna be interesting.

    "Thank you, but still I don't partic-"

    "Oh my geshhhhh we're heeeere!" Roxy screamed, pointing at the flashing purple and red sign of the building. It read 'Feferi and Karkat Acting Studio' had the cancer and pisces symbol pinned on the end. There was loud screaming of a boy and a girl fighting from the second floor office that made Jane shudder.

    "Now I'm really re-thinking this Roxy..."

    "Janey! Shush! You'll upset the kitty!" Roxy said pointing at the window.

    "If there was a cat in there it would have jumped by now."

    "SHUSSSHHHHHH" the drunk said putting her index finger to her lips. Jane simply rolled her eyes and sighed. There was gunna be no way to talk Roxy out of this, may as well play along! Jane took the lead and stepped in. A boy covered in freckles with ginger hair was yelling at a blond in heels that were so tall she sounded like a horse every time she walked.

    "KARKAT I AM NOT GOING TO SAY THIS AGAIN! YOU AR--E A STUPID PUFF--ERFISH AND YOU SHOULD S--EA THAT YOU ARE A PSYCHO!" the blond screamed.

    "YOU'RE ONE TO TALK FEFERI! WITHOUT ME THIS PLACE IS GOING TO GO DOWN THE TUBES!" Karkat screamed. Feferi merely pouted and flipped her head away.

    "Should we break this up?" Jane whispered to her blond. Said blond just giggled.

    "No wayyyyy this is totes normaaaaaaal!" Roxy said clapping. Both kids, who were at eachother's throats earlier, were bowing.

    "Ta da!" Feferi said smiling and doing jazz hands to her 'audience'.

    "YEAH TADA OR WHATEVER..." Karkat said continuing to bow.

    "Wh-wha?!" Jane said utterly confused.

    "See Janey... Karkat here writes the scripts and Feferi helps with actual acting." Roxy said almost not sounding drunk anymore. She obviously enjoyed this class a lot.

    "O-oh? Cool?" Jane said, still not really understanding the point of their fake fighting.

    "WELL YOU SEE WE JUST BOTH LOVED MOVIES A LOT SO WE MADE THIS STUDIO A REALITY," Karkat said. Jane soon realized he seemed to shout every word he said.

    "Oh... I see?" Jane said, losing interest slightly.

"WELL LET'S MAKE YOU GIRLS ACTRESSES!"

"Y--Eah!"