Note: This is just for fun, do this at your own risk! Enjoy. Comment. Vote. Fan. Tell your friends.
1.Go to school wearing a chicken suit
2. Bomb his house.
3. Tatoo your name on him whilst he sleeps.
4. Stand near him and scream at the top of your lungs. "My Name Is (your name here)"
5. Poke his nose.
6. Get cosmetic surgery to look exactly like him. Say hi.
7. Pay everyone in school to wear a shirt with you on it.
8. Get on The Top 10 Most Wanted list.
9. Dye your hair bright pink.
10. Spray paint your name on his car.
11. Put a picture of yourself in his sandwich.
12. Model his head out of cheese and give it to him.
13. Raise zombies from the dead. Convince them to kill everyone but you and him.
14. Kidnap him.
15. Put chocolate in his socks.
16. Dress up like his mom.
17. Replace the top of your head with a glass dome. Show him your brain.
18. Have a heart attack in front of him.
19. Watch him while he sleeps. Be there when he wakes up.
20. Have aliens carve your face and his face all over the earth. (Hey, if the Egyptians did it, so can you!)
21. Lick his face.
22. Grab his food from him and eat it.
23. Murder his family.
24. Raise Abraham Lincon from the dead, and have him introduce you.
25. Beat him with metal rods, laughing your head off.
26. Give him a bowl. That's right, just a bowl. Trust me.
27. Ride a camel to school.
28. Become a man.
29. Shave your head.
30. Say hi, and introduce yourself.
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