A/N wow. It has been too long. I will continue this book. Idc if no one still reads it. I just have fun writing it.
Misterdanny has entered kik 7:33pm
Misterdanny: hey jo. Sorry I haven't been active with txting you but life's got me busy. But how have you been??
Eatmyass: omg!! YOU'RE BACK I thought you were ignoring me and didn't want to talk to me. I've been good except for when you left out of the blue and left me on read. What about you? How are you.
Misterdanny: yea so sorry about that. Next time I'll try to txt a simple txt telling you I'm busy. I've been exceptionally good.
Eatmyass: that's good to hear. So what have you been busy with anyways?
Misterdanny: yup. Oh I've just been schooling, modeling, and family got me all in a work frenzy.
Eatmyass: ooooooo. Aren't you mr. Hotshot around there. Huh
Misterdanny: oh hush pig. I'm sure your life is more exciting than mine.
Eatmyass: nah. Just boring.
Misterdanny: oh. Sounds fun (':
Eatmyass: blow me.
Misterdanny: is that an offer?!?!?
Eatmyass: if it'll get you to shut the fuck up then yea it is
Misterdanny: ha ha. Not sure your dick would fit with how small it is. What would there be to suck?? A fucking mini eraser.
Eatmyass: wowwwwwww. You're just saying that cause you think everyone's dick is the same size as yours. Small.Misterdanny: oooh. Look what we have here. The sassy pants. Oh my poor ego. You've bruised it
Eatmyass: I'm glad. It needed a little bruising. After all it can't get any bigger with how cocky you are.
Misterdanny: I'll have you know I am not "cocky" I'm truthful
Eatmyass: see there you go again.
Misterdanny: oh hush. You have a bigger ego than I've got and that's saying something
Eatmyass: please. Mines not even close to yours. But it is a decent size.
Misterdanny: oh no I'm hurt. Honestly I can't handle it
Eatmyass: ahahah. I'm glad. Anyways I've got to go. See ya later cocky slut.
Misterdanny: same. Bye ego filthy pig. :)
Misterdanny and Eatmyass has left kik
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who tf is dis?? (janiel fic)
Humorin which joey types in the wrong Kik and gets the reply "who tf is dis??"