Chapter 3: Assemble The Team!

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ENGLAND

Lachlan had just moved in to his new and only (1D) house and was very excited, his face was full of euphoria and he was smiling, well, more than smiling he looked like he was about to burst!

"Oh my god!" Lachlan screamed. "This house is amazing!"

Lachlan walked around the house gaping at his view, he thought one direction's house was heaven! He inspected the house, all floors and never closed his mouth, he even swallowed a fly but didn't care because he was in one direction's house.

He sat down of a chair and choked as he felt the fly buzzing in his throat and choked it up and sent lunch with him and so he vomited, on one direction's table.....

You could have thought it was the end of the earth with Lachlan's squeal. He was sobbing and the whole neighbourhood started rushing to Lachlan's house.

"My one direction table!" He sobbed as he slammed it getting vomit on his face.

He walked slowly sobbing all of the way making little tiny puddles as he walked to the windows to see where all of the noise was coming from. He saw a big crowd ahead of him and smiled and instantly stopped the tears.

"Who knew buying one direction's house could make you so famous", he muttered to himself as he swooped his hair book and strutted to the door.

He opened it and saw a crowd ahead of him, cheering that he was out. He walked to the fence and saw Jessica barging everybody out if the way to see him, she didn't look very happy when she saw him though.

"You better not have destroyed my Harry baby's bed, or I'll f*cking kill you!" She scolded as she clenched her fist. "I swear, Harry loves me and I saw him and I totally did not trip over a pothole while I was over there!"

Lachlan coughed as he heard another buzzing coming from his throat rising to his mouth, he could feel more food coming with him, oh god, this was not going to end well.

"Get your ugly a$$ face out of here and let me see if my future room with Harry is okay!" Jessica scolded as she reached for Lachlan's throat.

She clenched for Lachlan's throat and started choking it and was not going to let go, but the choking sent the food right up to Lachlan's mouth and Jessica didn't notice Lachlan's red face as his cheeks filled up.

Blargh!

Vomit went all over Jessica and her only one direction outfit, some even went down Jessica's mouth. Jessica stood back and squealed as the vomit dripped down her shirt and fell onto her special one direction joggers. Everybody started making eww noises and laughed at her and Lachlan saw her infuriated face and he stood back trying not to laugh himself.

"C*cklan!" Jessica screamed as she stormed off but this time, everybody made way for her and Lachlan burst into laughter as she stomped away.

"My bloody one direction merchandise, he's going to pay for this, I'm going to help Abby get the house and see what Lachlan does then!' Jessica muttered as she stomped home ignoring all the screwed up faces as people looked at her.

"It's time to form the anti-Lachlan group!"

(Spy music)

Abby- The 1D house wanter!

Jessica- The Lachlan loathed!

Aimee- The random giraffe tamer!

Leigh- The girl who is going to get Kili Durin onto Lachlan!

"We are going to destroy Lachlan, no matter what it takes and we will fight! To get revenge! Before I get a nickname related to vomit", Jessica exclaimed as she rang up Abby, Aimee and Leigh!

CELEBRITY CITY

It's alright Maddy!" Eilish exclaimed trying to calm down Maddy. "You'll get to see them another time!"

Maddy was sweating, pacing and crying at the same time.

"I never got to see one direction!' She snapped as she walked around it circles.

"I thought you just said you wanted to see Lorde!" Eilish snapped back.

"I want to bloody see everybody!" Maddy cried.

"Oh my god!" Eilish screamed in horror. "Me too, we've got to go back!"

Eilish and Maddy raced for the celebrity city gates and banged in the door.

"Let us in!" The screamed as they heard guards commanding orders and rushing to their aid.

The guards opened the door and rolled their eyes as they saw them.

"What do you want?" They snarled as they were not too pleased to see Eilish and Maddy.

"We need to see one", Maddy started and Eilish gave her a quick elbow.

"We need to see one of you people because we saw, THE PSYCHO, HE'S IN THE TAVERN!" Eilish screamed.

The guards rolled their eyes and obviously didn't believe them. They didn't believe them until they heard a scream coming from the tavern. They pushed the girls into celebrity city and ran to the tavern, in desperation.

"Who was that?" Maddy asked.

"Oh probably a cook who dropped the lamb again!" Eilish muttered as she looked at Maddy, it happened before!

"What are we going to do?" Maddy asked.

"Well, derr, we get their walkie talkies, their keys and identity cards and lock the gates so they don't come back!" Eilish commanded.

They got the items, locked the gates and revisited the amazing world of celebrity city......

THE ANTI-LACHLAN GET TOGETHER

All the members of the anti-Lachlan group were together, and Abby stood up on a step.

"Members of the anti-Lachlan group, we are gathered here today to, well, get revenge on Lachlan!" Abby stated in a booming voice. "We have had a very terrifying but... Brief history of the villain of England, Lachlan and he has stolen out 1D house. We must get it back and banish Lachlan to the far away land of, the basement of my house and we give him a one direction intervention and make him not like them!"

"Yeah!" The rest of the gang yelled.

"I will use my silent ninja skills and scare him!" Abby announced. Jessica, you beat him up, Leigh, you and Kili trash his much prized home, well not too much because it is soon to be mine and Aimee, you just ride a giraffe outside!"

"Yeah!" The rest of the gang yelled.

"Now that we know out plans!" Abby commanded. "Let's go kick some Lachlan booty!"

"Oh trust me I'm going to kick more than booty!" Jessica hissed. I will kick a LOT more than booty!"

Leigh laughed and took Kili outside for some fresh air.

"Hey Jess!" Leigh called. "Don't threaten Lachlan with a good time!"

Abby fell onto the ground laughing, Jessica rolled her eyes laughing and Aimee giggled. They were in for an anti-Lachlan treat!

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