*5 years later*
We were back at the restaurant Liam took me to 5 years ago after LOUIS blew me off for Harry.
Pssh, I am sooo over that.
Like reaaaalyy.
Well, kindaaa.
Anywho, it was our anniversary and Liam wanted to treat me to something nice.
"What do you want babe?" he said, taking my hand across the table, As a waitress walked towards us.
Wait, slow the cheese down, is that .....
VOLDERMORT!
"VOLDY!"I screamed running up to her and squishing her in my arms.
Well, to be honest, her two orange beach balls were kinda squashing my face.
When I finally extracted my face from the two camel humps, I sat down to order.
This whole expedition was witnessed by the whole restaurant and now I was the target of quizzical and disgusted looks.
When people had finally returned to their unintresting daily lives, Voldy came over with a pretty peeved look on her face.
Somebody obviously did not eat there Coco Pops this morning !
Or is it Cheerios, or maybe Frosties...
Back on track Cassie.
"What do you want?" She sassed rolling her eyes.
Not, wanting to be outsassed, I replied "So, I see you obviously didn't keep my tip, you obviously spent it on cheap fake tan.
Or, orange face colouring, whatever you chose to call it."
I could hear the invisible crowds "ooohs" in my head.
The SASS QUEEN HAS SPOKEN!
Liam was currently spluttering with laughter while I laid back with my arms folded in the classic gangsta position.
We'd finally got round to ordering and Voldy had stalked off in her skyscraper heels and I noticed Liam was acting strangely .
Not Cassie-strange but more like I-am-more-nervous-than-Katniss-on-reaping-day nervous.
Slight Hunger Games reference was totally intended.
Anyway, I was determined to find out what was making him so nervous.
"Liam-poo" I said sweetly.
"Yes," he gulped.
"You seem nervous, is there anything your not telling you Cassie- bear?" I pouted.
"Actual-"he begun.
Unfortunately, he was interrupted by my bestest friend Voldy coming over to give us our food.
I had two options here:
Should I listen to Liam and find out what was bothering his sweet postar head.
OR
I could eat the delicious plate of steaming lasagne in front of me.
Food
Liam
Food
Liam
FOOOD!
So I had stuffed my face with pastayy, tomatoooy, cheesy deliciousness and was ready to start the desert.
My cheesecake arrived when Liam interrupted me just as I was about to dig in.
"What?" I ask him with my silencing glare.
Sorry, but nobody interrupts Cassie when she is about to eat.
I MEAN NO-ONE!
Zayn tried to do that once, and still has the scars to prove it.
"Do you mind eating really slowly?"
Why is this boy procrastinating?
YES, Cassie used a big word!
I would like to take this moment to thank my English teacher, Mr Clarke for teaching me that word in my last English lesson.
I gave Liam a quizzical look.
He PSYed before saying "I guess I'll just do it now.
Do you see what I just did there?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
No?
Okay...
Anywho, Suddenly, a toy helicopter came whizzing through the restaurant, turning a few glances our way and strapped to it was...........
PSY!
Once the helicopter was settled on our table, I gently took PSY of and strapped to it's back was a small note.
It read:
Cassie,
I love you, your crazy personality, your laugh, your wicked sense of humour and just, you.
Will you do me the immense honour if being my wife?
I looked up and Liam was on one with a black box in his hand, with a glittering foaming ring placed delicately inside it.
"Cassie Rae Walker, Will you marry me?"
His voice was thick with emotions and his eyes were watery.
"No,"I said.
The whole room exploded into gasps and that is when I noticed that there were many people watching this scene unfold.
Liam looked down and tears ran down his cheeks.
"PSYch,"I screamed.
"Of course I will marry you Liam."
He looks up with a bright smile in his face before slipping the ring in my finger and grabbing me before twirling me around.
I mean, I had to through in one more Cassie-moment before I became old,wrinkly and married.
Thank you and credits to LouisYouHottie for the fanfic The Accidental Skype Call.