NO WAY AM I WORKING WITH YOU! (Dirk x Jake AgentAU!)

Chapter 1

 "There is no way in bloody hell I'm working with Strider!" Jake English said stubbornly to his boss.

"Well if you want to keep your job you will!" his boss said, making Jake sigh loudly. There was no way he could take this seriously.

"You will report to your mission at 17:00 sharp." Jake opened his mouth to protest but was escorted out quickly. He sighed louder, this is no way to treat a world class agent like him. This was also going to be the worst mission of his entire life, this stupid Strider took nothing seriously about his job, and if he wasn't so good at hacking and programing he'd never keep it. The stupid flamboyant rascal!

"You will be working with Jake English for this case Dirk." the boss said sighing waiting for more backlash. Instead he got shocked with Dirk's reaction. Dirk started bouncing up and down squeeing

under his breath.

"Yes, yes, yes, yesyesyesyes!"

"Uh... Agent Strider? Are you ok?"

"Oh, uh yeah! Just happy I get to work with such a good agent!" Dirk said re stating his coolness.

"I guess that's... good?"

"Yeah, so uh... I'll be taking me leave!" Dirk said running out quite fast. This was going to be exciting. Dirk had always looked up to Jake as a field agent, but had never really gotten to speak with him so this was going to be a great opportunity to finally help a good agent! No agent had been fast enough to keep up with Dirk's speed on a computer, not even the other coders like Sollux! Plus Dirk hated to admit it but Jake was definitely the cutest agent out there.