She's not my Girlfriend (DanXReader)

So No?

Hey my name is (y/n) and I am love goddess in training. Aka a Demi Cupid. My job is to help guys find love. Even though I can't make them fall in love yet, I can lead them to the right girl. So I just got a text from Venus the love God. Looks like I got my fist target! My first time to earth, but if I f*ck this up then I get demoted. Well how hard could this be! My target is named:

Daniel James Howell

(Y/n) floated high in the sky, her (wing/c) wings fluttering behind her. She saw him. Tall, dark hair, and god damn he was handsome! She blushed as she landed a little ways away in an alley.

(Your Prov.)

Ok ok ok you can do this! Sure it's your first human, sure you've only practiced once, and so what if you forgot the check list. Oh boy...

Alright I can do this! So how to start... "Mummy look," giggled a little girl. I turned and saw a little girl pointing at her. "Sweetie she's probably going to a costume party," her mother said taking her daughter's hand, and quickly walking away from you. "Maybe changing into my human form would be a great way to start," I nervously mumbled. My (abnormal/c) hair glowed and changed to (h/c), my white dress changed to human band merch (Or whatever you like), some skinny jeans and boots. "Hm so this is human clothes... I'm not gunna lie, it's comfy, and I look so cute," I said out loud. I noticed people slow down and staring at me. Maybe I should stop talking to myself. I gaze up at the scenery. This place is beautiful. London, England. What a pretty city.

(Normal Prov.)

(Y/n) began to walk down the street. She got some looks from random guys. "Do I look weird," she though concerned. Did I not do the stupid transform right, sh*t, I'm dead. The men whistled at her. "Oh I'm humanly attractive. If only it was like that back home. I barely qualify as a potato haha" she smiled.

(You Prov)

And I lost him. Damn it! I guess I'll walk around. Why are there so many people. This will be harder than I thought. However how hard will it be to find that hot guy a girlfriend. Like honestly... This will be a piece of cake. I walked down the street, there are so many people. What the hell, and it looks like rain. I honestly have the worst luck in history. Maybe I should have just landed infront of him and did the whole 'magic fairy' speech. I looked around, where would a 23 year old man hide... Maybe a club? Nah he didn't look like the clubbing type. *sigh* Maybe a pub. Ah theirs one. I peeked though the window on the door, no no no... Wait I found the hot gu- I mean subject, is here! I slowly walked in and found a table across the room from him. "Welcome to the Teaspoon. What can I get for you," the waitress smiled. "I'm new, what would you order," I asked nervously. "We have a huge selection of tea, and we have our special," she smiled brightly. She's a cute girl. Hmmm but she doesn't seem right. Oh I should say something... "Um yeah I'll have a tea," I smiled. She gave me a weird look? "Madam... Which one," she asked confused, "uh surprise me," I said quickly. "Ok," she said then she walked away.

Ok time for a body scan. I read in the manual that I just look at them and I should be able to see a chart with all their information that only I can see. Perfect, let's take a look! I looked at him and focused. Oooo very nice, (y/n) didn't realize she was openly staring. Dan turned and they locked eyes before she turned around. "Oh crap he saw me! Ok maybe I'm over reacting. Maybe he just went back to talking with his friend," she thought. She slowly turned back around and he was standing in front of her!

Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, ok be cool. "Sorry but were you staring at me," asked Dan. Ok time to panic! "No I uh," I stammered dropping the manual. Dan picked it up. "DC Manual?" He asked. "Uh it's design consultant and I was just admiring the all black style you had," I said hopefully. I began to fidget in my chair. Wow (y/n) that is such a bad lie! No way he would- "Oh that's cool! Sorry for bothering you then," he smiled as he walked back to his friend. I let out a sigh of relief. God damn it...

(Dan's Prov)

"Dan I think she's staring at you," smiled Phil. "Really?" I said as I looked. I locked eyes with this girl. Wow, she's so pretty. "You should go over," smiled Phil. "What! No, it'll be weird," I felt my face heating up. "Come on," laughed Phil. "Ok fine I'll go," I said as I walked up to her. After talking to her I walked back to Phil. "So?" He asked. "She's a design consultant, she likes my all black style," I smirked. "Awe I want to be admired," pouted Phil. "Haha black beats colours!" I Laugh. "No way," chuckled Phil. "Like Rhianna....ooo too soon," I said still laughing trying to cover my mouth. "Maybe since we're outside or should I say in PUB-lic," zinged Phil. "That's so bad," I groaned. I looked back at the girl. She was pretty, but there was something about her that he couldn't put his finger on. I looked back over and smiled. She was reading her manual.

(Your Prov.)

Ok ok, let's see.
Step 1: scan body & personality
Step 2: find match
Step 3: Love
What the crap! This doesn't tell me anything. But I guess it's my fault for forgetting the checklist. Well let's see if I can do this. You scan everyone in the room for similarities to Dan.
No
Nope
Not this one
Wait!! I may found one. Like video games, chocolate, YouTube! She's perfect! Name is..... Phil Lester??? What kind of girl's name is that?! She pulled up a picture on her phone. He's a guy, great (y/n) you matching him with his best friend. And I would say go for it.....but it says he's straight. Damn it. It would have been easier if he wasn't.