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Part 1 - Let's Talk About Names

    "Dude" Ross breaks the silence in the car, his voice sounding tired. He and Max are headed back to their place after a late evening working at the Office.

   "Yeah, buddy?" Max, breaks his gaze from the road for a moment to glance at his friend and roommate, before turning his attention back to driving.

    Ross appears to be in one of his philosophical moods. "If you could change your name to anything, what would you choose?"

   "Oh, I don't know."

   "No, seriously. Like, if you couldn't have the name Max, you had to have another name"

   "I don't know!"

   "But dude, aren't their other cool names you'd like? Like  Cosmo, or Ace? Or Linus? you kinda look like a Linus. Dude, if you could literally change your name to Danger, would you?"

   "Ross, could you seriously imagine me with the name Danger?" Max shot him a look. "I mean, what kind of a name is that? No one would take you seriously with a name like that. Picture it."

   "Well, what name would you want?"

   "Uuh...I guess, maybe Kingston, or Owen. Look, I haven't really put that much thought into, okay? I can't really picture myself with another name." Max relents.

  "Well....What would my name be?" Ross asks, turning to him. Max looks at his friend thoughtfully for a moment and then turned back to the road.

   "Your name would be  Doorknob"