Mr. Weird Meets Ms. Crazy

Name Her!

Creem's Point of View

Halerr! What cha think?

Did yah think that i'm the coolest person you've ever met because of my name?!

BWA HA HA.

Well, your thinking the wrong person dear.

Do you know me? Of course not.

But do you want to know me? «Insert lightning thunder sound here»

Sure you do!

But wait. Pwede stop na sa kakaenglish Miss. Author? Ubos na dugo ko.

(A/N: No! Joke. Okay.)

So, back to reality.

Gusto mo ba malaman ang pangalan ko? As in WHOLE NAME?! Hahahahaa. I bet you won't. Pero kung gusto mo, just say 'Yes! I want to know your whole name Miss Creem!' Yep. Sasabihin niyo yan. Dapat isigaw niyo. Okay. Here we go,

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GO! SAY IT!

WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU?!

Wait!
I didn't hear anything! Again!!

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SAY IT!

'YES I WANT TO KNOW YOUR WHOLE NAME MISS CREEM!'

Good Job! ;

Ayts. Sorry ha. Inaatake nanaman ako ng Seziure ko sa Acute Crazycolusis ko. Sorry. Sge.

Since, your interested in ny name, I will tell it to you na!

(A/N: EEW. SO "CONYO". Shut up Creem. Di bagay. -___-)

You shut up Author. Author KA lang dito, ee ako?! Ako ang BIDA!! Bwahahaha ha ha. 3:)

(A/N: Ah ganon?! Author lang NAMAN ako dito. Papatayin na lang kita. BWA HA HA HA. Nasaakin parin ang huling halakhak. DON'T MESS WITH ME.)

At nabunggo nga si Miss Creem ng isang napakalaking Fish carrier. Kung dati mabaho siya, ngayon mas bumaho na dahil sa isda. Eew. Gross.

At dead on Arrival na nga si Miss Creem. Mamaya po ung libing niya 9:30 PM. Punta po kayo--

'Sandali Miss Author! Magpapakabait na po ako. Buhayin niyo lang po ako ulit. Huhuhu. Di ko po maafford mawala sa story na to Miss Author. Please. I'm begging you.'
Ow. Si Creem un dba. Nasa kabilang mundo siya. Pero tutal magpapakabait siya...

"May himala!! Si Creem nabuhay ulit! Yehet!! Party party whoooo!!" sabay sabog ng Confetti. -_-

(CORNY!!!!! Patayin ang Author!)
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"Waaaaaaaah!" napabangon ako sa kama. Hayst. Panaginip. Whoo. Okay. Nagapapakabait parin ako kay Miss Author.

Hush. Nakatulog pala ako dahilsa pagdeday-dreaming. Haaaaaay. Please Miss Author Haunt me no more. Huhuhuh.

(A/N: Ok. Pero wag kang pabebe. So annoying.)

Ok po miss Autjor. Labyou.

Few seconds later...

Grabi man!! Wala man lang '
I Labyou 2 Creem' . Awch ha?! :'(

Okay. Tama na. STOP! Ugh. Ang haba ng advertisement. :3

Hi. I have a precious name and its "Ice Germione Shaynne Creem Aphrodite  Cutch" Too long right? Sometimes I wondered how my name was Completely written on my Birth Certificate. Hmmm. Nevermind.

So. I have my Parents of course. And they are:

MOM: Snow Periwinkle Zanne Acer (I know Acer is a branded product of some gadgets. But I don't know if I have connections with it. Hmp.)

DOD: Dark Irone Bleed Cutch (I know, too Ironeique. Mwehehe. "Irone" prounced as "Ayoune" basta! Parang Ion. Ganern.)

So, know me already?

Go. Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite ;)

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Threesiiya: Oh ano say niyo?! Mwehehehehe. Ang gaganda pangalana nila noh? Hahaha. Wait for more. Keep reading mwahahahah. Kahit wala pang next chapter keep reading parin -____- Stupid Threesiiya! S-T-U-P-I-D! :3

'Kay, Boubyee! :* <3