Your favorite bitch was sitting on a muthafuckin rock thinking about all her fukboys.
Petunia thought long and hard until her muthafuckin back hurt and she had to get up. That bitch stretched.
Alla sudden one of her fukboys jumped out from behind a tree.
"Eh bitch you gunna bring dat ass over here?" He asked politely, slipping out of his clothes and perching himself upon a conveniently placed rock.
Petunia thought long and hard. Two days later after thinking, she used fire magic and got rid of her clothes.
"Yaaaaaaaas b1tch!!!?!!??--;,"??" She drawled and took a seat upon his lap.
The two fucked until they died.
~fin~
JE LEEST
The peculiar tales of Petunia
RomancePetunia ain't dead bitch. She simply fell over. And got fucked in the ass. ANYWHORE, these are the tales of Petunia and how she liked to get fucked....in the ass.... ALSO THERE'S SLENDERMAN!!
