Donald's Desires

Charming China

It all started that day, it was November 15th 2015, and I had attended one of Trump's public events, the day he stole my heart.
I'm a middle-aged woman, at the ripe age of 45, it's not everyday you see a man like that. The event started with some music, Rolling in the deep by Adele had been playing on repeat for several hours before that stunning man took stage, little did I know I would be calling him my lover soon enough. I had brought my "VOTE 4 TRUMP OR BE A CHUMP" poster that evening, it was glorious, laminated with bold red lettering, it was quite the sight. As the night went on Trump had pointed out my poster "I love that, love it" he said. My heart had sank to the 7th level of hell and I couldn't believe that this was happening. He went on to speak on topics such as china and building a wall along the border, a wall I'd love to visit sometime. The event ended, I got to speak to Donald before he left, a charming man he was, his few hairs left blowing in the wind like the same way crisp autumn leaves do, it was a glorious sight. I was so lost in the moment I had forgotten everything he had talked to me about. I went home that night, starstruck and a little embarrassed that such a man got to speak to me. I logged onto twitter to see the latest trump tweets, something I love doing to pass time. I decided I would tweet myself, I tweeted
"@ Realdonaldtrump, I love your work and everything you do *heart eyes emoji" I went to bed that night thinking of the wonderful times me and trump would have, going on picnics raising our seven kids and travelling together, it was soothing, a day I would never forgot. I woke up the next morning to a astonishing surprise, the Donald Trump had re-tweeted my tweet and followed me! He must've recognized me from the event the previous day. I couldn't believe it, I got up to get dressed and head off to my job as a secretary at the local veterinary for cats. As I was getting ready, my phone went off, with my custom Donald Trump ringtone, that went "bing bing bong." I answered, and you would never guess who it was, it was my mother in-law, she called in to tell me to buy her groceries, that hag. I turned off my Limited Donald Trump lamp, put on my Donald Trump sneakers, wearing my Donald Trump blouse, and left the house.

I got in my car, driving to work, Trump on my mind, this day was perfect already, as you all know Donald Trump saved my life two years ago, with his motivational speeches, he was my hero, screw that Hilary bitch. I got to work in a hurry, sat at my desk, I grabbed a magazine I bought a week ago, I only bought it because the cover, which had Donald Trump on it, As I was about to flip through it,

I recieved another phone call.