10:07 am
Snape: My lord, how much longer will it take you to arrive?
Voldemort: Be patient, Severus. Almost there.
10:14 am
Snape: My lord, it has been 7 minutes already. How long could it possibly take you to Apparate?
Voldemort: Be patient, Severus. I'm walking.
Snape: Walking, my lord?!
10:29 am
Snape: My lord, everyone's waiting for you.
Voldemort: Remind me why muggles scream and flee when they see me?
Snape: That's because you're the darkest and most dangerous wizard of all age, my lord.
Harry: No, it's because you don't have a NOSE, Voldemort!
Voldemort: How DARE you?! I am the darkest and most dangerous wizard of all age! How dare you call me by my name?! And how did you get in this chat?
Harry: 🎶Voldy-voldy-mort-mort-mort!! Voldy-voldy-mort-mort-mort!!🎶
Voldemort: 👿👿 WHERE IS THE AVADA KEDAVRA BUTTON ON THIS THING?!
Snape: I'm on it, my lord...
Snape has removed Harry.
Voldemort: Thank you Severus.
Ron has left the chat.
Hermione has left the chat.
Malfoy: Wait those two were in this chat together with Harry?!
Voldemort: Stupid muggle thing.
Bellattrix: Indeed, my lord!
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