Voldemort: What's this?
Snape: The Marauder's Map, my lord. Shows the whole Hogwarts-
Voldemort: Yeah I know how it works! >:(
Snape: P...Proceed, my lord!
Voldemort: REVEAL YOUR INNER MAGIC!!
Marauder's Map: Moony, Prongs, Padfoot and Wormy offer their compliments to He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and ask him to get his nose out of other people's business.
Voldemort: How am I supposed to do that? I don't have a nose.
Pettigrew: My lord I have what you want!
Voldemort: A nose? <:D
Pettigrew: Erm...no, my lord, I've found you Harry Potter's contact number.
Voldemort: Ah...I must say I've hoped for more.
Voldemort added Harry to the chat.
Harry left the chat.
Voldemort: Pettigrew fetch me Harry Potter (real person). D;<
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Harry Potter WhatsApp
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