When you and your guy friend are talking and your mom sees you.
Mom: don't take bae. She's mine.
Him: oh... uh. Sorry Mrs. _____ I didn't know she was your... bae?
Mom: *shoots him a death stare* did you just call my daughter bae?
You: oh crap. Here we go again.
Him: no. Sorry. I actually wasn't trying to flirt or anything in the firs-
Mom: don't you back talk to your elders mister. I'm calling the cops on you.
*calls cops* hi mister cop. A boy is trying to steal my daughter as well as terrorize his elders. I'd like to repor- HEY!!
Him: *starts to run away* save me from this woman!!
Mom: HES A FUGITIVE!!!! COPS, I NEED YOU HERE NOW! HE IS OUT TO KIDNAP MORE GIRLS!!
You: okay. Bye mom.
Ok. Crappy first chapter. This happened to me once though. Of course, my mom didn't call the cops but my sister did.
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The big book of random
RandomThis is well... the big book of random. I will express my mood. I will show my weirdness. I will rant. I will complain. I will tell you every single detail of my everyday life. I will tell you that I know the cover is horrible. Ily!
