Spanked by monsters

the Abominable snowman

some advice, never say you don't believe in the Abominable snowman coz he is real and i found out the hard way. let me tell you. by the way my name is Am

so, we were learning about the abominable snowman in class

Am: was walking home after school with my friends - "i do not believe in the Abominable snowman"

Hi: asks why

To: "he sounds cool to me"

Abominable snowman: appears and my friends back away 

Am: sees them backing up - "what is wrong with you guys?" - turns to see the Abominable snowman

Abominable snowman: pounds his chest and runs after us

Am and friends: start to run

Abominable snowman: grabs me and my friends get away

Am: screams

Abominable snowman: roars at me and sits on a truck laying me out across his leg on my stomach 

Am: "w-what are you doing?"

Abominable snowman: lifts a hand in preparation

Am: "this is not happening" - is to afraid to move and feels a hard, cold hand slam down on my backside - "ouch" 

Abominable snowman: does this 5 more times and when he finishes he lets me down

Am: has tears in my eyes - "i will never say i don't believe in you again" 

Abominable snowman: gets up and vanishes

Am: runs all the way home