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The Elfaluation

Revenge is sweet they always say. Unless your the one receiving it. Then it is most likely bitter.

See the elves grew angry at those pesky humans for thinking they are "Santa's little helpers" it ruined thier evil "yes I am tiny but I will stab you in your sleep vibe."

So they thought of a plan.

They already rid the world of unicorns and their happy sparkles and rainbows attitude.

And the humans are next.

May was a shy child her only friend was Hannah in fourth grade. In fifth grade she was in the "smart" group of kids separating her from all her one friend and most of the west populous. She felt very shy and did not talk much thus causing some people to think she thought she was better then everyone else and too stuck up to talk to people "beneath" her.

The elves thought it would be the perfect time to strike. Since her mind was so simple and she believed any thing she heard one elf easily crawled in her ear into her brain.

There the elf started to slowly started to take over her brain. Very slowly. At first elf made her less shy and more scatterbrained. So by the end of fifth she had a group of friends called the thingamabobers. The group had like 15 in it.

In sixth grade the elf caused her to make dumb decisions like dating an idiot for 7 months. She also got careless with work.

The elfs plan was going smoothly until she realized elf existed in her brain in seventh grade

Everyone thought she was crazy. Which she was thanks to elf.
Elf had to think fast so he placed microscopic pieces of gum in Grace and Jayla's brains which will grow into elfs in the next few years.

The elfaluation has just begun and no one will be able to stop it.

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I was gonna write more but I'm tired so bye.

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