[musicalElevator] started introducing [randomPerson] at 1:27
RP: Can you give me like a basic summary and the characters?
ME: ... :|
RP: ...?
ME: No, that would take me five hours. Now come on! *Virtually drags person to fandom.*
RP: *Looks at all the "Let me tell you about Homestuck" posts.* Hey, um... Can we read one of these?
ME: No, those people didn't have enough time either.
RP: Can I learn your ships?
ME: *Stares.* OH MY GOG! NO. Too confusing for noobs. Now stop asking questions! *Brings person to mspaintadventures.com and reads the webcomic for three days with them.*
ME:...
ME: There, are you happy now? This is why you don't ask questions.
RP: *Nods.*
[wannabeHomestuck] joined the conversation at 2:31
WH: *Walks up to us in virtual world and glances at the screen.* Can yo-
ME: JEGUS, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
RP: DITTO!!!!!!!!
[wannabeHomestuck] died of shout poles at 2:31
[musicalElevator] shoved a full Faygo bottle into [randomPerson]'s mouth at 2:32
[randomPerson] ceased having the ability to pester [musicalElevator] at 2:32
YOU ARE READING
Homestuff
RandomThis is exactly what the title says. DISCLAIMER: None of the artwork is mine, and all credit goes to the respective artist.
