I made this to mess with one of my best friends. Hue Hue. Here you go Kuroha.
Kuroha was sitting in his room watching televison. Then suddenly there was a strange noise coming from under his bed. He got up and peered under his bed. Suddenly something grabbed him and dragged him under the bed. "AHHH WHO THE F*CK IS THAT?!" He shrieked as the unknown person dragged him under the bed.
Then he heard a voice. A voice he knew TOO well. It was the monstrous creature SHIN THE BABY. Kuroha tried to push the weird Shin baby thing off him, but then Shin baby pulled him in close and whispered in his ear seductively. "I just want your body Kuroha my love. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kuroha screamed even more. "WHAT THE F*CK NO! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU PIECE OF TRASH!" Shin baby smiled like a giraffe. "You'll love me soon. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Kuroha's screams could be heard through the whole dan hideout. Kido and Kano stood outside the door leaning their ears close to the door to hear so they could figure out what he was screaming about. "Listen Kido, we shouldn't go in there because when ever you hear moaning or screaming or whatever inside a closed room, you probably shouldn't enter becauseeee~, one someone is having smex, two you probably shouldn't enter anyways~" Kido just sighed. "Kano whoever told you that is a complete idiot. But fine. Let's just go finish lunch. And they both walked back to the kitchen together.
[C] The end? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
