i update and try to write some more jokes frequently but i write a lot of jokes in one chappter instead of one in one chapter. i think ill also add in puns and combacks. I don't even know this book is a lot of things.
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I don't get my jokes from thin air so I've written were I hit them I recommend going on these sites. Happy Valentines. I'm actually not late this time. Unfortunately, I'm so lonely, I have nobody, for my oooooowwwwnn. (Get it) 1. From jokes4us.com:
Girl: I can't be your Valentine for medical reasons.
Boy: Really?
Girl: Yeah, you make me sick!
2. From activityvillage.co.uk:
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you!
3. From primarygames.com:
Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A: Because it's all heart.
4. From boyslife.org:
Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn't fancy. The reception, however, was excellent.
5. From jokes4us.com:
I'm gonna spend Valentine 's Day with my ex...... Box 360
6. From jokes4us.com:
Q: What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
7. From onelinefun.com:
If it is not Valentine's Day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"
8. From jokes4us.com:
Q: What did one oar say to the other?
A: Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
9. From boyslife.org:
A Cub Scout found a frog that said, "Kiss me and I will become a beautiful princess." The boy studied the frog, then put it in his pocket. "Hey," the frog croaked, "how come you didn't kiss me?" "I'd rather have a talking frog than a princess any day!"
10. From jokes4us.com:
I can't wait for Valentine's Day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me
11. From oldguysrule77.blogspot.com:
Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: You mean a great dill to me.
12. From primarygames.com:
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!
13. From primarygames.com:
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
14. From Reader's Digest:
Q: Why should you never breakup with a goalie?
A: Because he's a keeper.
15. From Reader's Digest:
Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Girl: Yes, February 14th. I feel bad for our future children.
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Ok that's a wrap. I had a question to you all, readers. Should I have written one joke in each chapter like everyone else or not. Comment below ---Yes--- ---No--- ---IDGAF---
