Jokes

* how do you make a tissue dance
Put a little boogie in it

* knock knock whose there jimmy,  jimmy who jimmy back my cake

* doctor doctor I feel like a curtain well dont leave your self hanging

* doctor doctor It hurts when I do this 💪 Well don't do dat den

Yo mamas so hairy when she gave birth to you you had carpet burns all over

* knock knock whose there Wayn, Wayn who Wayn Wayn go away come back another day

* yo mamas so short she hanglides of a dorito

* why did the banana go to the hospital
Because he wasn't pealing well

* yo mamas so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crac

Funny quotes

Smart phones, smart watches when will they star making smart people

Did you fall no the floor needed a hug

It takes real skill to to choke on air,   fall upstairs,  trip over completely anything,  well I have that skill😝😝😝

Sometimes I wish i was a bird so I could fly over certain people and poop on there heads

Don't think of your self as an ugly person think of your self as a beautiful monkey

Life isn't a fairy tale if you lose your shoe at midnight
YOUR DRUNK

Sometimes people need a high five
In the face with a chair
Made of steel

Wow you made it to the end of the book. your amazing guys plz follow me if you want more books

Oh yeah and PEACE ✌ ✌ ✌ ✌ ✌ ✌ ✌ ✌