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Lily was a horse. She really liked Cheetos. One day for her birthday her mom gave her a credit card completely forgetting that there was no way she could use the card since she has no hands...

But Lily was determined to use the $49.68 on the credit card to buy Cheetos. So she galloped up the hill in cacti field to the random ATM there.

Confused by the bright colors and strange buttons Lily did the logical thing and kicked it.

The ATM tumbled down the hill getting completely destroyed on the way down.

Lily really wanted the Cheetos and was really sad when all of a sudden her prayers were answered when a goose named Megan flew above the scene yelling "GET THE BANDAIDS."

Then following the command of her a tiny hedge hog named Katie came out of a hedge and started taking bandaids out of her tardis backpack and placing them of the ATM.

After three and a half minutes of watching Katie painfully slowly place bandaids on the ATM Lily decided to just steal some Cheetos from a store and galloped into the sunset. Then ran into a tree.

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